My Brother used to work at McDonalds, and he had all these great stories about freaks that would come in there. This is a true story, he asked this question to his boss, who thought it was the dumbest thing he'd ever heard.
For the record, I want you guys to know my brother did not say "Sir", I used it to get the joke across better.
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Waffleking1992: ..so Jesus was a lobster under the sea!
Jordan: No. Jesus is a robot.
Waffleking1992: HE CAN BE WHATEVER HE FUCKING WANTS! So he's a lobster end discussion!
Jordan: I'm going to eat him and get his powers. -3-
Waffleking1992: You can't
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THIS IS THE MOST HETERO DAY EVER!!
ahahahahaha. I love it. :] it really made me giggle.
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I SPELL STUPID D-A-D-D. xD
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Maybe I'm a lion
And people told me I was the only one.....the lairs
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"Sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power..."
"Well of course I have, have you ever tried going mad without power??? It's boring, nobody listens to you!"
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Waffleking1992: ..so Jesus was a lobster under the sea!
Jordan: No. Jesus is a robot.
Waffleking1992: HE CAN BE WHATEVER HE FUCKING WANTS! So he's a lobster end discussion!
Jordan: I'm going to eat him and get his powers. -3-
Waffleking1992: You can't
If I ever worked at Mcdonalds, I'd annoy my boss, too. It's not like it's that bad if you get fired from a job paying minimum wage, anyways.
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You can see the shadows wandering off somewhere...
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